Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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