Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
i out mim tonsoeep
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