Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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