i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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