We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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