I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
