Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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