No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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