i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
