Midget sex pt 2 tonight
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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