You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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