youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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