Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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