normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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