When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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