Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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