But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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