it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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