Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
She even gives head with a lisp.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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