Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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