i permit you to call me
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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