i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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