Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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