On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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