that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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