i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
As shirtless as possible
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
