I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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