She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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