hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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