Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
