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hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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