is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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