how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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