thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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