You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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