it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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