does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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