Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
