Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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