Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
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