Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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