think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
whose parrot is this?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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