Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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