My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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