I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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