Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Someone signed my nipple.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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