hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
