It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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