i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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