nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
