Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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