If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Randomize
